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To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
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Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
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the butting of someone. often done by the people of Chadderton.
what are you doing you big gay boy. do you want me to chaddy one bomb you.
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1. (n) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with an anecdote of often questionable eligibility that in some way makes him better than anything you've said so far in the conversation
2. (v) To commit the act described in being a One-up James
Becky: So I adopted a kitten from the SPCA the other day, he's SO cute!
One-up James: Funny you should mention that, Becky, I just adopted Five kittens that I saved from a burning skyscraper last weekend
Becky: But aren't you allergic to cats?
OUJ: Oh, I was, then I developed the cure for anything
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Weed that will get the smoker high in one hit. Usually very expensive, but worth it.
Come to the party, we gonna get some one hit quit shit.
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Twelve donuts coated with a thin glossy sugar frosting.
"I'd like the one dozen glazed GPSvertising special and two coffees."
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A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy
Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.
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