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It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.
That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.
Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.
Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"
The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.
"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"
The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.
"brb, after-piss."
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.