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After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022


After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019


Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021


Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!

Can anyone make the Piss of Excellence?

by The GarrBear November 27, 2011


Piss punk

Piss punk - Same as a regular punk, but with piss at the beginning for added insult

Br***: "Hey whats up you Piss punk"
Je****: "Wowww"
Br***: "how you doin"
Je****: "Was good till I found out im a Piss punk"
Dea*: "Sheeeeesh"

by Pisspunkwpg March 7, 2024


hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 31, 2018


pregame piss

When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant

Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.

We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss

by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020