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*2 people * the perfect foreplay game for a couple to have fun! one hides, the other seeks. When found the one hiding can ask for anything he/she wants that's going to end up leading straight to the bedroom.
Hey babe, want to play hide n seek later? I'm feel like playing a fun game;)
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A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.
This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.
Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.
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dont get strung out, by the way he looks. dnot judge a book by its cover. hes not much of a man by the light of day, but by night hes one hell of LOVER.
SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA. hit it, hit it.
dr. frank-n-furter melts my butter. he dances, he sings, HE WEARS WOMEN'S LINGERE!!!!!
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The act of taking a diarrhea into an ice cube tray and freezing it for days. Once it is nice and hard it is put in a blender with a shit load of jizz. They are blended together until it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake. The mixture is consumed by a female who takes much pleasure in it. She is probably a slut.
Shit dude! The whore drank twenty-five Collegeville chill 'n' fills. What a slut.
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infopause n. (information + pause)
staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.
The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.
Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.
It’s a lifestyle honestly. Banana- ya layin down the pipe you know? Gettin that pussy. Cheese- oh we always making that money you already know. Lettuce. Isn’t it obvious we smoking the devil lettuce ;)
Banana cheese n lettuce. Don’t need to put it in a sentence just rep dat shiet.
What do you think? It means cunts. Cool and normal!
Australien Government: What we're good at managing is a PR campaign to disguise our shitfuckery and make it look like we're helping you... Australien Government: Putting the N back in Cuts!