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Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.

My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear

by Greg-storestopper April 28, 2021


Band Water

The strange mixture of water, human saliva, & whatever other liquids make residence on the band room floor. Generally viewed with disgust.

P1: Yo watch your step; you don't wanna fall into the band water.
P2: You right G.

by C_Machine May 26, 2024


Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020


Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

by x2 Salz February 1, 2021


Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.

"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021


Bobby Waters

A confused kid who can’t find his way in life, people would pick on him, betray him, tell him to act a certain way or even try to define him and all he’s ever wanted to do was to be comfortable in his own skin that had always been so self destructive, he doesn’t know who he is and is on a journey to find out who he is and what that means and who that is and he’s going to figure it out because he is confident.
But for him to be able to do that, he has no choice but to destroy himself so that the real him can emerge
He’s also polite to people that are polite to him, and he defends him self when getting picked on, he’s very unpredictable.
Bobby is also a great friend.

Bobby Waters is a lost soul

by Anomonys 69 April 29, 2022


Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022