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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022


Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

by McBucket December 10, 2021


Water Manger

A whore

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("

by geotongdru September 15, 2023


water is refreshing

water is refreshing

water is refreshing

by Will's girlfriend is Korean February 29, 2024


no more water

that means there is no water

"no more WATER"

by KrikBack40 May 14, 2022


Sugar water

A great mix for feeding hummingbirds.

Also great when creating sweet sticky syrup to cover your enemies in.
Easily created with 1/2 sugar (any kinds) and 1/2 water (Tap is fine)

Heat for 13 minute’s time, pour the mixture on anyone Un-KIND!

Tehehehehe

Fairy 1: Just heat it up for 13 minutes,

stir the mixture til it’s finished.

Fairy 2: Sugar water, what a treat!

Toss it on your enemy!

The funny children who have been abused: 🐝 🍯 🤪😹🙀😼😸😻 yay!!! Sugar syrup! Caramel! We want Willy Wonka now!!

by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022


Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by June 30, 2021