Dead-nutzed

Dead-on: extremely accurate, precise; exact, direct;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;

Your wedge to the green was Dead-nutzed at the flag.
noun & adjective

Still Not Dead

The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.

*drinks received*
Man 1: How's everyone doing?
Group: Still Not Dead!

smokin all deads

smoking all deads means smoking on every dead opp basically on all of your dead opps

"bro im smokin all deads nigga"

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat