Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.
“Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”
Adj. Used to describe someone that is 10x a regular douche.
“Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca-douche!”
An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts
That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!
When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe
Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!
/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation
I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked