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When your other friends get hot chocolate and instead of actually getting hot chocolate you make a joke about hot cocoa sounds like hot cock and no one laughs. It wasn’t funny. Why the fuck are you laughing?
Guy #1: *making hot cocoa*
Guy #2: Hey if you replace some of the words in hot cocoa it sounds like hot cock.
When you break up with your boyfriend and are so depressed you don’t eat for weeks, then lose weight. Suddenly you realize you’re looking better, which motivates you to start taking care of yourself. New clothes, new haircut, new body...and much hotter than when that loser broke I with you! His loss.
“I heard ugly Angie broke up with Nate last month. You should see her now, man...she’s breakup hot!”
A diarrhea-like poop
Ew, do you smell Will in there? Hes making a hot sloppy.
Kos is the best person in social media if you see him be happy and kind to him or he will r*pe you he is seggsy
-hey hot kos
-hey babygirl
While stuck in traffic and you have to take a number 2, you exit your vehicle and take a dump on the hood of another vehicle stuck in the same traffic....usually this incident will follow a bout of road rage: shitting on a rivals hood while parked:
Dude this guy was bugging the shit out of Ben on the 5, dude Ben jumped out and gave that fool a hot break!
Screw him I'll come back and hot break that mofo later.
A 3-way dip swap that ends with the chew on the girl's bare chest. Bonus points for some chew spit in the eye of the reciver.
Mike and Jake had a great night out on the town, ending with Slutty Suzy flinching as she received their Hot Kvame on her chest.
When you tuck your dick up into your waistband, go to hug someone, and urinate all over yourself and them
Zachary learned the hard way what a hot tummy was when he disrespected his cell mate in jail.