pre party poop

The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.

Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.

Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!

Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.

Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.

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poop tooth grin

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.

Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes

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Real nigga poop

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

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poop in mi mouf

When you are upset with your life and deserve some shit in your mouth

news: Donald trump won the election!

Jane: poop in mi mouf, Donald!

Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

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Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

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Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter

Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”