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a man that has fucking massive tits
shit, look Stevens got bitch tits, there even bigger than his girlfreinds
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The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.
They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.
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Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.
Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
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when one or more of you friends legs are on you and they kick you in the chest and your tits wack into your face and you get knocked out.
**bex and jess have just shared a bottle of WKD, they are now a bit merry - jess has a fasination with saying a sentence, they come back to beckys house where her sisters are**
bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''
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Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women
yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man
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To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
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It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
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