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A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
Why is Left 4 Dead 2 is one of the greatest games ever made!
Have you ever asked yourself, “if the zombie apocalypse were to happen right now, what would I use to defend myself?” That’s like Left 4 Dead 2.
A shock video on the internet which involves an amputeed soldier repeatedly shoving his stump into a fellow comrade's extremely wide arsehole.
2 Guys 1 Stump would make a good anti-army enlisting advert.
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When in fact 2 letter Ls (losses) can be rotated and turned into the shape of the letter W (win). Usually in the form of a hand gesture to assert ones dominance.
Rory: Ha! You lost for the second time in a row
Jo: Yeah but 2 Ls make a W
Rory: Well shit
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Probably the best ps2 game I've ever played...It kinda brings a tear to your eye...
I played this game for 48 hour in a row...
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A tank that provides heavy armor superiority on the battlefield.
M1A2
Mission
Provide heavy armor superiority on the battlefield.It entered Army Service in
1980.The Abrams tank closes with and destroys enemy forces on the integrated battlefield using mobility, firepower, and shock effect. There are three variants in service: M1, M1A1 and M1A2. The 120mm main gun on the M1A1 and M1A2, combined with the powerful 1,500 hp turbine engine and special armor, make the Abrams tank particularly suitable for attacking or defending against large concentrations of heavy armor forces on a highly lethal battlefield.
Features of the M1A1 modernization program include increased armor protection; suspension improvements; and a nuclear, biological and chemical (NBC) protection system that increases survivability in a contaminated environment. The M1A1D modification consists of an M1A1 with integrated appliqué computer and a far-target-designation capability.
The M1A2 modernization program includes a commander's independent thermal viewer, an improved commander's weapon station, position navigation equipment, a distributed data and power architecture, an embedded diagnostic system and improved fire control systems.
The M1A1 Abrams cut through the Repubican Guard of Iraq easily with only having 3-4 tanks disabled.
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A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".
Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"
Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
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