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When your dog visits a new place and poops because he/she is very excited.
Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.
An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"
Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.
Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’
‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.
Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.