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Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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When someone butt clugs a few too couple of drinks, and it needs to come out. A friend takes a plunger and and tries to pump out the liquid for your ass.
“Oh Damn Kelly. I drank too much! Would you mind Anal Plunger - ing my ass!! Thanks girl. BFFS for life.”
Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.
You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.
I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.
"Oh man lastnight I got some anal caesar. It was gr8. Jk. I don't recommend it. It actually sucked."
My brother rich is an anal leaking cunt dumpster