the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.
Oh boi its December 26th fuck!
"HEY! GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!"
"...Sunday?"
"ITS AMBER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!"
December 26th
No Drugs December means no drugs during the entirety of December. All drugs being banned no exception!
Man No Drugs December ruined my Christmas.
You’ve heard of No Nut November now it’s No Drugs December so stop smoking weed
Person 1: “Hey guess what month it is!”
Person 2: “Um, I don’t know.”
Person 1: “It’s no drugs December!”
*mum and dad go to bed*
*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*
*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE
pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!
If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.