feliz nobby job

A Christmas gift in the form of oral sex recieved by a male.

she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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cron job

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

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K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

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panit job

to have oral sex with a male and for him to cum over you and panit you white then let it dry and him suck it off

bruv that gal let me do a her a panit job she got wet through the whole thing

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Twisted Rim Job

When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.

Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.

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Maddalena Hack Job

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

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Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

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