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The brand of pseudo-intellectualism associated with the slacker lifestyle.
- "Dude, why are you gettin' high all the time? You need to get a job!"
- "It helps me be apply for jobs! Every time I finish an application I rip some mad bowls, thus creating an association between successfully hunting for employment and the pleasures of the ganj!"
- "Dude, that's such Sub Pop Psychology."
When you go out wearing a dress and you don't wear panties.
- "What was Tiffany wearing last night?!"
- "I'm not sure but she was definitely popping out a bush"
(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.
The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.
When a woman is urinating on a toilet and her male counterpart bends over in front of her and forces her tongue into his anus thus making her ‘ride the Coco Pop Flume’.
Marie went to the bathroom. Her partner followed and thus they rode the Coco Pop Flume.
tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.
"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
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The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.
Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."
2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."
3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.
guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop
Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop
guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....