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Valium pills washed down with red wine.
-Oh hey! How are you doing?
-Well Dad just died and my cat ran away and my boyfriend left. I think I'll be spending the next month or year with some Gloooooom Sauce.
When a sauce is made from organic "fixtures"
Man I wouldn't eat that cookie looks like they put a lot of biology sauce on it.
A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich
Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sketti Sauce is another way of calling a woman pregnant. It can take the place of the more common theme "Prego"
Hey have you seen Lexa?
Oh yeah she is definitely Sketti Sacue right now.
Sketti Sauce?
Ya know... pregnant lol as much as one can be.
When after eating chile you experience extremly spicy diarrhea.
"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."