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When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.
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Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
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1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
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Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world
My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.
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When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.
Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.
"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."
Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.
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A young retard or tard
Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents
Rachel, you are a pretard
Their child will be pretarded
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An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
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