Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
Going to sleep, being tired or bored
I felt like I was going to fire 'em up in class today.
Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.
She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.
When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america
Iโm going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.
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The one thing you definitely don't want to get in your urethra.
It's literally a fire ant, why would you even bother looking that up?
A red headed weightlifter who can lift more than two times their body weight just like an ant ๐
Big reds dead lift was massive he is such a fire ant ๐
When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.
PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.