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\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
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2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
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The skin tight pants that emo/scene kid guys wear, because they are so tight, they give your balls a rash, hence ball rashers.
Look at that stupid scene kid wearing those ball rashers, all he's doing is proudly displaying the fact that he has a tiny dick that he can tuck in between his ass.
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Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.
(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
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An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
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A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.
Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
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A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
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Singaporean phrase. It refers to anyone who is smart and have a high level of comprehension
Kevin catches a lot of ball.
He catched a lot of balls
Kevin catch balls
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