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ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.

Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.

by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009

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