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That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.
That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.
When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe
Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!
/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation
I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked
The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.
Did you see that dude's face? It gave me a total douche cringe.
jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?
Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures
"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."