a silly ahh fat Italian bastard that is also classified as a silly salami. he is always craving some pizza, and he always likes to hang fat rolls of salami in his garage. he uses a vespa to get around town, and he starts hyperventilating when he isn't in a 100 meter perimeter of a nice hot garlic pizza. he is the epidemy of a classic Italian, even though his dumbass lives in Australia. this would be a normal thing to write if he was living in Italy though but we tend to take notice if there are fat Italians like Daniel in Australia.
person 1 "yo is that daniel"
person 2 "yeah bro he's fat and Italian ahaha"
Daniel have a BBC. Sadly he has no hoes. such a bozo. he loves minors
Daniel is some Scrawny dude that is a little of a wuss not gonna lie they also get annoyed easily like really easily
"No" Daniel
A duck-shaped food
Greg: "hey bro did you see that Daniel Cucumber"
A nigger who likes to kiss niggers and fuck them especially after being linched😬
Daniel is a transgender 🏳️ ⚧️
“Yo shes trans”
“oh so shes a daniel”