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When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.
Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!
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This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.
The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.
This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.
Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.
15 mins later......
Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.
Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...
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A mix of acne and poison oak to from a red blot betwene the eyes that scars and dosnt leave.
Yo did you guys see scott holmes? he looks like kid buu hes got some big red shit all over his face
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Something that results after excessive tapping of that ass or the rough brutal slamming of the pumpkin(pussy/or a psudeo snatch that of a transexual) where the saggy nuggets a slammed against the ass as the pumpkin is recieveing the dong.
red ass....Ass is ReD as fuck due to excessive tapping after a hot fuck..or when rougue is applied to a corpse you dig up then cold fuck.
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Originating from the movie The Matrix, this colloquial term means to face the hard reality instead of staying inside the comfort zone of fantasy. Synonym of "face it". Antonym of "take the blue pill".
After procrastinating for 5 hours on the Internet, I decided to take the red pill and start the long essay assignment.
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Going on a date with a ginger (red head).
Dude, how did Mike's Red Scare go last night?
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guy slang to identify a natural red-head female by her pubic hair.
she's definately a "red squirrel"...license plate "rd sqrl" used by natural redheads.
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