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When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.
“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”
A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?
No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!
Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.
(See: C2)
Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!
Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.
When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man
Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!