Random
Source Code
Random
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).
He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.
(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.
I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!
The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.
"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.
Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"
1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?
Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.