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An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.
Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.
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A picture posted usually on socials networks; usually by females; that depict the face and head of said female that crops off at the nose. This picture will also be taken from an above angle and not taken by the subject. And sometimes the subject will have eyebrows raised in a surprised expression. Alluding to a blow job being given by the subject while photo is taken.
Bill: I like Jenny's sister but i wouldn't touch it she's a ho bag she got a blow job pic as her profile.
Tom: Oh damn i didn't check her profile, sorry.
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Something substitute teachers don't have.
Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
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For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.
Person 1 : look at that dumbass
Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job
Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.
James is a moranic squat job.
When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.