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poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.

1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"

by Amelia Martin September 2, 2007


Poop Ship Destroyer

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.

Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.

by braddlecat November 15, 2007

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Tom Kha Poop

Rubbing coconut oil around your anus before farting, which produces the scent of thai soup.

Ive just Tom Kha Pooped

by Benny 500 February 10, 2020

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but i poop from there

"But I poop from there" is a fad regarding a porn film and anal sex. The YTMND quotes porno actress Anne Howe trying to coax an actor out of drilling her in the colon by saying "But I poop from there" The actor, Buck Adams, having no qualms about getting fecal matter on his penis simply ignores her deterrent and casually says "Not right now you don't" An imporant thing about the fad is that the "naughty parts" are censored by a "red X" normally found on webpages for images that do not load up correctly (sometimes referred to as the floating red X of doom). Most fad sites will have other images censored with a red X along with the quote.

The scene comes from the Movie "Young and Anal 15"

Girl: "But I poop from there"
Guy: "Not tonight you don't"

by Urban Dictionary April 29, 2008

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Billy Mays poop

When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.

Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.

Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."

by thepoopster August 20, 2013


Stepped in Bear Poop

"Stepped in Bear Poop" simply descibes someone who received or is receiving a ticket from a the police as a result of speeding trap set by law enforcement to ticket speeding cars. It is commonly used among CB operators in North America.

"That speedy red car convertible finally stepped in Bear poop."

by big jimz May 5, 2009

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steady poop shaft

It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter

Josh:โ€hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.โ€
Jamie:โ€ya I just couldnโ€™t hold it.โ€
Josh:โ€The stench had me rollingโ€
Jamieโ€me too.โ€

by December 10, 2020

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