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When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
Scott, you're a douche shuttle.
A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.