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Is the terminal disease of the brain in which the sufferer cannot spend a whole day without repeating word for word jokes from the previous nights Family Guy episode. This disease results in the deterioration of the brain, where the victim becomes a zombie to plagerized jokes.
Mark: "So then Stewie was all like 'What the duece!', haha."
Adam: "Mate, you might want to get your Family Guy Echo Syndrome checked out?"
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When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.
Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!
Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
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A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
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that one video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it breaks
have you seen the one guy one jar video
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A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
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The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"
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The only proper thing to say when blocking naked women from the view of onlookers.
*Hermione is naked in the background when the Rock comes up and blocks the good-uns with his big fat head* The Rock: Hey guys whats going on?
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