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Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.
Caleb is such a fucking ass gnat, I couldn't get rid if him if I tried.
When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
A term used to describe your posse that always has your back. They will do anything to protect your ass, because you guys are ass allies.
Yunjee and Crystal are ass allies! There's no way we can tear the two apart. They are inseparable.
When you no longer have a gallbladder & all you do is fart, poop & stank up the house.
Ew you stink...you smell like Gallbladder ass!😂
A Groupie ass is typically a young woman who regularly follows a pop group, or other celebrity, especially in the hope of having a sexual relationship with them.
Amanda: I love your music so much, and the way you act in the stage, the look, the moves, everything. Can I stay and travel around the world with you, guys? Therefore, I could get some interviews, make you more famous, all with passion, and only!
Popstar: Get your groupie ass outta' here, Amanda! We don't need no Almost Famous - Sagas, 'round here..
One who takes women home and slays their ass or does anal as some would call it
Last night I went home and slayed Ashleys ass which made me the ass slayer
An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.
Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.