one true god

The one true god is the only god that truly exists. All others are false.

Currently 137 religions claim to worship the "one true god".

Different sects of one religion will argue that they are the only ones who worship the "one true god"

Discussion of the trueness of one's god often leads to violence

Protestants vs. Catholics vs. Jews vs. everyone else for the last thousand years or more fighting each other on behalf of THEIR one true god...

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To erik one's bedross

To shit one's pants

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."

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one foot in the grave

Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.

Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."

Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.

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One Pic Wonder

A one pic wonder is when somebody on myspace only has one good picture as there default, but all the others are really ugly

I thought this chick on myspace was hot, but it turns out she was only a one pic wonder

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eat a fat one

Eating a big fat cock

hey mate eat a fat one u fuckin faggot

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one wheel peel

A one wheel peel is spinning only one of the drive wheels during a burnout. This is due to not having a limited slip or a locking differential such as a Posi, Trac-Lok, Tru-Lok or Detroit locker assembly to name a few. Many front wheel drive cars do not come with limited slip differentials. See also one tire fire.

Did you see that Civic just do a one wheel peel from the stoplight?

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one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

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