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An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.
When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.
Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.
When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."
Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.
Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.
Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.