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A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!
Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.
I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.