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When One's Penis Is Still Wet From To Much Masturbation
You Have Such A Milky Dick, Dad!
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A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.
Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."
Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
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A sexually transmitted disease exclusive to males, most common among homosexuals and Yorkshire terriers, that results in ejaculation consisting of UV light semen and glitter sperm.
MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
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n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
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The ability to easily pick up men and get laid.
I'm going out tonight to catch a dick. I looked so hot I was catching dick all night.
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The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.
Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!
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someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.
ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal
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