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'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.
Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.
Priscilla: Under His eye.
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A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.
I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!
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When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.
Side effects of closing your eyes include:
Not being able to see.
When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.
Side effects of closing your eyes include:
Not being able to see.
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Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea
"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye
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this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.
Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!
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When the smoking of weed increases a persons eyesight
"Man my eyesights gotten so much better"
"yeah, it's cus of the blazer eye surgery"
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The third full length album of the awesome Paramore. The album was written while the band was dealing with a lot of "internal problems".
Includes:
Careful
Ignorance
Looking Up
Brick by Boring Brick
The Only Exception
Joe: Yo you get da new Paramore brand new eyes album?
Julia: Duh dood!!!!!!! I love Paramore!!!!
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