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When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.
Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far
you disgust me
IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-
Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,
When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream
Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!
Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.
Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.
The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???