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The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
when you have a full bladder and take viagra and proceed to get a blowjob
hey cole you wouldn’t believe who gave me a san pasqual job last night
Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.
Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?
Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.