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fuck my life

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.

"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."


by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009

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life is full of compromises

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.

Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).

by DeineMutter April 20, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


end your life

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.

Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life

by Ashley April 1, 2005

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quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Sims Life Stories

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.

Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....

by Anna Lynn Sanders August 17, 2010

94๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Northern Cali Life

Nortenos are the most know all over for killing scraps and not giving a fuck.XIV

by flaco September 29, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


life's a destination not a journey

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!

A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

by Cont78 August 31, 2009

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