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The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”
The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.
She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".