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When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.
Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.
When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
The act of pooping while high.
*on the phone*
"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"
"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"
Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
Analing girls with cookie crumbs
Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah