Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

Anal Projecting

The act of pooping while high.

*on the phone*

"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"

"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"

Biden’s America

Used to describe a minor inconvenience.

“My phone can’t take any more pictures because the ‘storage is full.’ Literally Biden’s America.”

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