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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020


Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023


Anal Invader

Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.

My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.

by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021


anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine

Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey

by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023


anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin March 14, 2016


Soulmate Anal

Anal sex between partners that is very emotional charged. Thrusts are deep and powerful but also a slower pace. Eye contact is maintained and the receiving partner is likely to cry tears of connection.

“Last was amazing, Patsy and I crossed over to Soulmate Anal; I’ve never felt so close to anyone before”

by Deviant12 June 20, 2022


Anal problem

anything that has to do with you needing something..

I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!

by Enfreakay July 31, 2018