dueche

How a ditz spells "douche".

Ditz: You are a dueche.
Guy: You mean a douche, dumb ass.

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duech

asshole; meany; not-nice person

way to be a duech, duech.

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Dueche Baggery

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

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dueche rocket

being a deuche above all other dueches

That asshat is a real dueche rocket with his duechey ways

dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

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Dueche Nugget

1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"

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dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

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