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douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)

That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash

by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation October 23, 2015


Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 28, 2024


douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.

Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!

by Rello84 January 16, 2017


The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 3, 2021


dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.

Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche

by evil-bacon-is-evil September 30, 2015


Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche

by CloakMaster June 9, 2018


douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018