"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute
a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.
dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal
The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
Dude, wheres our boss?
He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups
A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags
Where's our boss?
He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow