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A sexual act out of state that never actually happened
Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year
1 year later... u totally didn't
when you have a full bladder and take viagra and proceed to get a blowjob
hey cole you wouldn’t believe who gave me a san pasqual job last night
Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.
I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.