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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 13, 2021


pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016


Bum squelch

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

by Eshabs April 26, 2019


Freaky bum

A person who secretly watches a lot of porn or knows an excessive amount of sexual things and it’s completely opposite to the persona they show people.

John was cool and all, but I found out he was a freaky bum.

Sarah’s a freaky bum she watches porn like everyday and is still horny!

by Dumthumb December 30, 2021


explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard March 28, 2014


Bum bum head

A person who is getting on your nerves just a little bit but you still tolerate them. It can also be used when someone says something cool or weird a bit like how you use bombaclut.

“My friend is getting on my nerves
“They’re a bum bum head

by Theofficiallinaaa May 19, 2020


bum raipur

Jigzy PS4 Friday 1st of September 2023
"Toni is such a bum raipur like honestly"

An insult with bum raipur

by DJPugLife August 31, 2023