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It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
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A mildly-popular character created on YTMND (You're The Man Now, Dog!) by the user "Barf". All sites by Barf featuring this character are hilarious because of their insane amount of sound mixing. The sound accompanying this character is a mix of "Drop it Like it's Hot", The "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme song, and "Slam", by "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
The highest overall quality site with Snoop Nye the Slam Guy on ytmnd can be found here, mixed with music from Kirby's dreamland. snoopnyetheslamguykirby.ytmnd.com/
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The Token White Guy comes in several varieties.
1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious
2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.
3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Types of Token White Guys
Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.
Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.
Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
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A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)
"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"
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Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.
"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"
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A white guy from suburbia who's trying to be cool by "acting ghetto". Wearing big pants, Enyce, and fancy sneakers are a plus.
Dude, you see him? He's pretty fly, for a white guy.
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3 Guys 1 Hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “Dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. The video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. It shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. The man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. One of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. The victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. One of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. The guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.
You can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 Guys 1 Hammer are.
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