Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.

My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.

Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

wet wings

When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation

Oh yeah Frank?! I’m bouta hit you with my wet wings.

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"