Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico

“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”

bean walk

Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.

I was so fucked up last night. Pretty sure I was mr bean walk-in...

Kidney bean

Fandom of the amazing Joey Kidney. The kindest fandom ever, a kidney bean is so excepting of everyone and everything and is always ready to help anyone!

Friend: what fandoms are you in?
Kidney bean: I'm in the best fandom ever the kidney beans

Cian Bean

A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.

That boy is such a cian bean!

Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.

-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.

mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

Titty Beans

Used as a reference for the nipples.

Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"